Rugged Ancient Mythical Boots of Elven Wizardry!

Look at those sparkles on the inside of the boot. Is that fairy dust? Are those magical sprinkles? Is it mana dust from Magic the Gathering card game? One thing is certain: they are UGLY.

These boots look like they're built for the following situations:

-Running through mud

-Casting magical spells using mana 

-Stomping out enchanted, mythical creatures like the Dual-Pointed Lizard-Scaled Unicorn or the Lord of the Pit Dragon-Demon Keb

Nothing about them looks good. NOTHING. Ugh.

Hairy Chewbacca Star Wars Heelies!!!

OMG these shoes had to be created by Chewbacca. WTF??? If I was a dog I probably would have tried to hump these things.  You know what else they look like? A mop that was used to clean up explosive shit-spews. Just awful. So awful. 

I sent the pic to 5 girls and here's some feedback:

"Hahh awwwkkkk"

"Fuck nooooooooo"

"Omggggg"

Open-Toed MAXIMUM-SEXY Cheetah Heelies!!!

(Submitted by Crystal Kimoki)

I bet when this girl woke up the first thoughts that went through her head are:

"Cheetahs are sexy."

"Heels are sexy."

"I'm feeling sexy."

"Cheetah-heels...super sexy."

"OMG...ME IN CHEETAH-HEELS? MAXIMUM SEXINESS OMFG WTF"

I love animals and girls. But you know what I hate? Girls who hate animals enough to kill them and use their tender, beautiful fur for their heels. Look at those beautiful, innocent cheetah-cubs. Seriously, look at them. They are so cute. I just want to take them home and pet them over and over and over again. SO ADORABLE!!!!

<3

Amazin' Amazon Leathered & Laced Shoe-Bootie!!!

Check out the first official action shot ever caught for the UglyShoesinNYC blog! The minute I saw these monstrosities I sprung into action and sat down right next to her. Taking several "no-look" shots, I captured them in all their gory...I mean glory. These things belong on a female sadomasochist...pleasure for her but pain and humiliation for us!!!

LOL!!!!