Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Rugged Ancient Mythical Boots of Elven Wizardry!


Look at those sparkles on the inside of the boot. Is that fairy dust? Are those magical sprinkles? Is it mana dust from Magic the Gathering card game? One thing is certain: they are UGLY.

These boots look like they're built for the following situations:
-Running through mud
-Casting magical spells using mana 
-Stomping out enchanted, mythical creatures like the Dual-Pointed Lizard-Scaled Unicorn or the Lord of the Pit Dragon-Demon Keb

Nothing about them looks good. NOTHING. Ugh.

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