I almost wanted to write nothing because words can't describe how god-awfully heinous these shoes are. The more I look at them the more I can't help but think what was running through her head when she not only bought them but then actually wore them.
(buying them)
"These shoes would go perfectly with my Underwater Navy Seals Assault outfit"
"Hmmm...this would be a great place to hide my glock."
(wearing them)
"Screw my Assault outfit! These are PERFECT for that everyday tank-top-and-jean-shorts casual look."
"I lack confidence in my overall appearance. This is the PERFECT way to draw attention away from the rest of me."
"I give up."
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