(Submitted by J.Panik)
When J.Panik sent me these shoes I shivered and shook in fear. Are these shoes trying to kill me? It's white exterior implies an angelic tap-dancin' personality but its' blades of death tell an entirely different story. I guess these would make awesome make-shift weapons - one throw and no matter how it hits the person, they're guaranteed to become a bloody mess. Look at the pit below - what do you think happens to someone who falls into that? GUARANTEED BLOODY GUTS GORY DEATH OMFG WTF LOL!!
Also - on a side note - it doesn't even matter if those are male or female legs (since I know people are gonna try to figure it out)...UGLY SHOES ARE UGLY SHOES.
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